3 AI Super Bowl Ads Courtesy Of ChatGPT

Because it's pretty clear that the creative forces behind this year's Super Bowl ads were little better than AI.

Over at Forbes, I have a post up about the dismal state of Super Bowl ads in the year 2025—though commercials for the Big Game have been pretty lousy for many years now, with a few exceptions. Originally, I included these ChatGPT-derived ads in the post, but due to guidelines had to remove them.

So I thought, why waste these fun AI-created ads? I’ll post them here at diabolical instead! There are three total: Gladiator Brew, the FeastFleet app, and Crisp Kings potato chips, all fictional brands willing to spend $8 million fictional dollars on 30-second Super Bowl ad spots.

Are any of these any good? Not really. Do they seem about the same quality as your typical Super Bowl ad these days—as in, generically humorous but not really funny, zany but unmemorable? Yes, I think so. Enjoy.

[Super Bowl Ad: "Gladiator Brew - Taste Victory"]

[Scene opens]: A massive Roman coliseum, roaring with thousands of spectators. A lone warrior in battered armor kneels in the dust, breathing heavily. His opponent, a towering brute, raises a massive axe for the final blow.

[Cut to slow motion]: The warrior smirks, rolls to the side, and springs up. He reaches behind his back—not for a weapon, but for a golden-hued Gladiator Brew. He pops the top, takes a crisp sip, and as the crowd gasps—

[Music swells]: He unleashes a flurry of epic moves, dodging, parrying, and finally knocking his opponent out cold with one mighty punch.

[Cut to modern-day tailgate]: A group of friends watching on a big screen cheers and clinks their ice-cold Gladiator Brews together.

[Voiceover]: "Gladiator Brew—Taste Victory. Crisp. Bold. Unstoppable."

[Final shot]: The warrior in the coliseum raises his beer in triumph as the crowd goes wild. A golden Gladiator Brew logo flashes across the screen.

[Tagline]: "No matter the battle—every sip is a win." 🍺🔥

Now here’s one for FeastFleet, a fictional meal delivery service.

[Super Bowl Ad: “FeastFleet – Dinner at the Speed of Life”]

[Scene opens]: A dad in a kitchen, sweat on his brow, frantically chopping vegetables while a pot overflows behind him. Kids scream in the background. The dog is licking spaghetti off the floor. Chaos.

[Cut to slow motion]: He sighs, grabs his phone, and taps the FeastFleet app.

[Cue dramatic sound effect]: 🚀 BOOM! A sleek delivery drone bursts through the clouds, weaving between skyscrapers and suburban neighborhoods. A FeastFleet driver drifts around a corner in a high-tech, insulated delivery car.

[Cut to the doorbell ringing]: The dad opens the door, and a perfect, steaming gourmet meal is waiting. His kids cheer. The dog looks impressed.

[Cut to family happily eating]: Forks twirl pasta, burgers are devoured, and the dad leans back, victorious.

[Voiceover]: "FeastFleet—hot, fresh, and at your door in minutes. Because life moves fast, but dinner shouldn’t wait."

[Final shot]: The FeastFleet logo appears as the dad fist-bumps the delivery driver.

[Tagline]: "FeastFleet—Fuel for the Fast Lane." 🚀🍽

Here’s one for a fictional potato chip brand, Crisp Kings:

[Super Bowl Ad: “Crisp Kings – Bow Down to the Crunch”]

[Scene opens]: A grand medieval throne room. A king sits on his golden throne, looking bored as jesters juggle, knights duel, and bards play lutes—nothing impresses him.

[Cut to slow motion]: A humble peasant steps forward, holding a single bag of Crisp Kings Potato Chips.

[Close-up]: The king raises an eyebrow. The crowd gasps.

[CRUNCH]: He takes a bite—an earth-shattering crunch echoes through the castle.

[Cut to castle shaking]: Stained glass windows shatter. Torches flicker. A knight’s helmet pops off. A monk whispers a prayer.

[Cut to the king]: His eyes widen. His beard trembles. He stands and declares with booming authority:

"By royal decree… these chips RULE!"

[Montage of people eating Crisp Kings]:
🔥 A football coach slams a whiteboard, hyping his team up with a bag in hand.
🔥 A group of friends at a Super Bowl party dive for the last chip.
🔥 A grandma takes a bite, and a heavy metal riff kicks in.

[Final shot]: The king places the golden Crisp Kings crown on the peasant’s head. A knight holds up the bag in victory.

[Voiceover]: "Crisp Kings—Bow Down to the Crunch." 👑🥔

[Tagline]: "All Hail the Crunch!"

It’s a brave new world, folks.